No one will ever know how fast Santa travels, because if he looks at his speedometer, he gets lost, [ cf. Werner Heisenberg, viz- you can see a high speed object or you can measure it's speed- but you can't do both ]. This is why engineers don't buy Santa Clause. They're too busy measuring his velocity......
Albert E. Neumann, Mad scientist. Of whom Marylyn Monroe once said; "Who's that obnoxious little @~%$*<*!"
