Bill, that's pretty funny.

The fish & game warden noticed that his next door neighbor was coming home with his trailered boat filled to the brim with fish, day after day. He asked the fisherman how he gets so lucky. The fisherman said, "Well, come out fishing with me tomorrow and I'll show you."

The next day they were out on the lake. The fisherman lit a stick of dynamite, threw it in the lake, it detonated and a bunch of fish floated to the surface. He used his net to scoop them up and put them in the boat.

The warden said, "You can't use dynamite to catch fish like this, it's illegal."

The fisherman lit a stick of dynamite, handed it to the warden and asked, "Are you going to talk or fish?"

Seems like a drill-operated megger-type device would be so much quieter... [Linked Image]