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"Oui! Quelle bon idée! Gerard!! [assistant] le Calvados [local rocket fuel], tout suite!!"

I can't imagine that happening at the North Norfolk District Council offices!

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There is no Building Control or Inspectors; as on old Maire told me many years ago-
"You build a house and it falls over- What's that got to do with me?!"

My sentiments exactly. [Linked Image]