but as he opened the book, ..... on which someone had hastily scrawled
" INSURANCE ADJUSTERS ROCK " in silver Sharpie® ......
seven crisp $1 bills corkscrewed slowly thru the air and landed on top of a $5 Supercuts coupon. The adjuster...... who couldn't believe how cheap Doofy really was, wrote Policy CANCELLED on the claim form and handed it to Doofy who was literally dumfounded that his bribe had not worked.
and then the smell finally hit him......
