..deny the claim, based on the "No Doofy wiring allowed" clause, which was hidden in the fine print of the policy under Section ND-1, Part 6, Paragraph 4, Subpart 3, Sentence 2, Words 7-200, inclusive.
Doofy then decided to whip out his trusty "How To Wire Anything" book, and quoted the following NEC section to the claims adjuster:
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