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Alexander Graham Bell worked with Westinghouse on a method of electrocuting someone over the phone. There was no market demand since telemarketers hadn't come along yet. Samuel Morse was an unsuccessful boxer of the period. He hit really hard but tended to telegraph his punches.

Rumor has it that Westinghouse & Fuller Brush came up with an electrofied welcome mat / used encyclopedia business.

I would like to see the Agastat division of Tyco enter into a deal with the former House Majority Whip to market Tom Delay Relays. Doubt it will happen.
Joe

One word: *Groan* [Linked Image]

Stupid should be painful.