Ah, now that reminds me of a cafe/farm shop place that I used to stop at while traveling a few years ago. It's midway between Boston and Kings Lynn on the north (eastbound) side of the A17 if anyone from the U.K. is out that way..... [Linked Image]

The traditional British cafe has been open to Carry on style jokes over the years though.

"You want variety? Of course you can have variety! You can have egg & chips; sausage & chips; egg, sausage & chips; egg, beans & chips; sausage, beans & chip; or egg, sausage, beans & chips." [Linked Image]