LOL! That reminds me of the old Land Rovers here: Three sticks on the floor with different color knobs. Black was the regular 4-speed shifter, then there were two shorter ones with red and yellow knobs (I forget which way around) for high/low trans and 2/4-wheel drive selection.
Regarding "Catch me if you can," that's been precisely my attitude to the seat-belt laws since the first one came into effect here in 1983. I hate the things and absolutely refuse to use one.