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1) Oh darn! my wife took off with the checkbook.
2) We accept credit cards, Answer from customer: Oh i don't belive in them. Translation: He is a dead beat, and has no credit.
3) You did a real nice job, but what about my scratched floor.
4) If you trim that price, i can give you cash. Better take that cash, better then nothing.
5) No one will be home, but i will bring the check to you later, later meaning sometime in the next century.
6) I really don't think those lights are bright eniough, let me ask my wife what she thinks when she comes home, then i will send you a check. Ya, his wife is not comming home she left the jerk years ago.
7) You just finished installing 4 phone lines, when the customer says, I decided to go wireless, I really don't need these lines, so how about cutting the price.
8) You changed the big box at my house a few years ago, i need you to come over and fix it one of the breakers keeps tripping, i sure hope your not going to charge me.
9) My tiolet will not flush, you must have done something to it, it worked before you were here.
10) I mailed you a check each time you called, you better check with your post office.
What is not funny is, these are real excuses given by unreal customers.
[This message has been edited by LK (edited 06-29-2005).]
