Tony Wedgewood Benn. AKA Anthony, Lord Stansgate, an Oxford toff who likes to pretend he is one of the workers. A politician of the 1960s, a socialist and as mad as a hatter, he gained ministerial office and threw vast sums of public money at failed businesses, notably Triumph motorcycles.
John Prescott, Tony Bliar’s no2 at Westminster. Noted for upping motoring taxes, fuel duty etc., while driving round in powerful cars, Jaguars actually. Good left hook; he once felled a guy who threw an egg at him, on camera- and he kept his job.
Dianne Abbott. Left Wing MP, a left-winger and Tony-critic.
Harry Enfield. Comedian.
David Beckham. Footballer and fashion idle,[sic]. Coming to the US soon for 2.5 million bucks to play soccer and advertise hair lacquer.
Lulu Sixties pop star. Sounds like a bag of gravel. Very nice lady.
The Krankies. How do you describe The Krankies to an American!? A scottish Vaudeville duo, economical on talent? The lady, vertically challenged, dresses up as a schoolboy, the guy is the straight man, which is good because he’s not funny. They have one script as far as I know and it has one word on it. “Fandabbydozeeee!”
David Mellor, politician, Thatcher era. Sucks feet as a fetish, according to the tabloids.
John Major. Thatcher’s replacement as PM. The only man in 2000 years of British History to run away from the circus to join an accountancy firm.
Sooty. 1950s childrens’ puppet, a little bear. Still very popular, probably because he don’t talk!
