Since my last post I have been laughing hysterically.....

The IBEW and ABC could split the cost of a TV ad. [Linked Image]

Ad starts with two guys...
"Hi Im Bill" (IBEW)
"And I'm Will" (ABC or other)
(Both) "And we're Electricians!"
(Bill) "You can hire us to work on your home or buissiness."
(Will) "And you won't be fined $10,000!"
(Both) "Or you could hire Bob..."
(Bob shown removing collapsable aluminum ladder and Home Destructo bags from trunk of Trans Am)
(Bill) "And Bob will burn the place down." (Sad face)
(Will) "And you'll still be fined $10,000!" (Big Grin)

Mark Heller
"Well - I oughta....." -Jackie Gleason