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#75960 - 03/23/07 11:45 AM OT:- secret names  
Kenbo  Offline
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Was sent this ahd a good laugh with it so just passing it on to lighten the mood a bit.

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To help avoid spam etc. we should avoid giving out our real names online. Here is a useful code system for generating an assumed name:

your silly name
Follow the instructions to find your funny name.

The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names. Lest we take ourselves too seriously, take a moment to find your new name and wear it with humour for the day...

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your NEW first name:
a = stinky
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = poopsie
k = flunky
l = booger
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = falafel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your NEW last name:
a = diaper
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = bubble
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = burger
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your NEW last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = bum
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
Tony Blair's is Zippy Liverlips.

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Regards

Zippy Cootiesniffer


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#75961 - 03/23/07 11:50 AM Re: OT:- secret names  
gfretwell  Online Content


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Crusty gizzardsniffer here. The Crusty part sounds right


Greg Fretwell

#75962 - 03/23/07 01:00 PM Re: OT:- secret names  
jdevlin  Offline
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Loppy Burgerhead


#75963 - 03/23/07 01:10 PM Re: OT:- secret names  
pauluk  Offline
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Norfolk, England
Dorkey Burgersquirt!


#75964 - 03/23/07 01:28 PM Re: OT:- secret names  
Alan Belson  Offline
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Posts: 1,803
Mayenne N. France
Stinky Girdlefanny? American terms I hope!


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#75965 - 03/23/07 02:34 PM Re: OT:- secret names  
Redsy  Offline
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Posts: 2,056
Bucks County PA
Some trivia along the same lines, but different:

Anyone know who "McGanahan Skjellyfetti" is?


#75966 - 03/23/07 04:59 PM Re: OT:- secret names  
iwire  Offline
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Posts: 4,391
North Attleboro, MA USA
I am less than happy with my new name. frown

Lumpy Diaperpants eek :p laugh


Bob Badger
Construction & Maintenance Electrician
Massachusetts

#75967 - 03/23/07 05:04 PM Re: OT:- secret names  
ShockMe77  Offline
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Posts: 821
Rahway, New Jersey
I figured the original poster was taking a shot at Bush and Blair so I'll go ahead and take a shot at these two idiots.

Nancy Pelosi's new name: Zippy Girdle Hiny

Dingy Harry's new name: Loopy Girdle Nose


#75968 - 03/23/07 05:26 PM Re: OT:- secret names  
mxslick  Offline
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Posts: 803
Atomic City, ID USA
Oh, brother! Mine's:

Zippy DiaperNose smile


At least it's not:

Lumpy Diaperpants eek :p laugh

I feel sorry for iwire now.. smile


Stupid should be painful.

#75969 - 03/23/07 05:34 PM Re: OT:- secret names  
Alan Belson  Offline
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Posts: 1,803
Mayenne N. France
Yes, commiserations, Bob. I'm not sure which half of yours is worse!


Wood work but can't!

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