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Was sent this ahd a good laugh with it so just passing it on to lighten the mood a bit.
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To help avoid spam etc. we should avoid giving out our real names online. Here is a useful code system for generating an assumed name:
your silly name
Follow the instructions to find your funny name.
The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names. Lest we take ourselves too seriously, take a moment to find your new name and wear it with humour for the day...
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your NEW first name:
a = stinky
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = poopsie
k = flunky
l = booger
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = falafel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your NEW last name:
a = diaper
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = bubble
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = burger
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your NEW last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = bum
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
Tony Blair's is Zippy Liverlips.
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Zippy Cootiesniffer
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Crusty gizzardsniffer here. The Crusty part sounds right
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Stinky Girdlefanny? American terms I hope!
Wood work but can't!
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Some trivia along the same lines, but different:
Anyone know who "McGanahan Skjellyfetti" is?
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I am less than happy with my new name.  Lumpy Diaperpants  :p 
Bob Badger
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I figured the original poster was taking a shot at Bush and Blair so I'll go ahead and take a shot at these two idiots.
Nancy Pelosi's new name: Zippy Girdle Hiny
Dingy Harry's new name: Loopy Girdle Nose
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Oh, brother! Mine's: Zippy DiaperNose  At least it's not: Lumpy Diaperpants :p I feel sorry for iwire now..
Stupid should be painful.
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Yes, commiserations, Bob. I'm not sure which half of yours is worse!
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