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Poorly designed ! not at all.

It just twice as big as it needs to be.

If an optimist sees the glass as half full, and a pesimist sees it half empty, how does an engineer see it??

He doesn't see it. His eyes crapped out years ago from doing CADD on a 15 inch monitor.
Joe

Many theoretical physicists believe the theories of Einstein, which are "thought models." Their descriptive math, the Lorentzian Transforms, were based on the equally mystical "aether".

It is incongruous to say that Santa could not exist in a world where people believe the universe follows the ideas dreamed up by a guy who failed algebra, twice, and consistently skipped physics classes at university.

Santa lives!

No one will ever know how fast Santa travels, because if he looks at his speedometer, he gets lost, [ cf. Werner Heisenberg, viz- you can see a high speed object or you can measure it's speed- but you can't do both ]. This is why engineers don't buy Santa Clause. They're too busy measuring his velocity......

Albert E. Neumann, Mad scientist.
Of whom Marylyn Monroe once said; "Who's that obnoxious little @~%$*<*!"

Alan, your MAD scientist may be behind all these crazy figures and calculations.

You see, Santa Claus is really............



Alfred E. Neuman!!