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Alan, I apologize for breaking the chain...
GREAT idea........
here we go....
Also,said Doofy, the reason most of these lamps were out ....is because they're the wrong voltage , so I'll just leave them here
the foreman,while noticing his hands are beginning to tremble,
walks away shaking his head...........
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Let me guess: Doofy's uncle, mayor of the town two towns down the road, hired him to be that town's AHJ....
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"so," says Doofy, to himself, "I better replace all these wrong-voltage fixtures"
Doofy goes to the stock room and (literally) drags out brand-new T-5 fixtures from the stock room over the rough concrete floor
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...and stumbles over a discarded hi-bay fixture. Doofy announces aloud:
Someone needs to clean this place up...but that's not my job, I'm not a laborer (janitor, porter, etc)...I'm a cracker-jack electron tamer!
I'll just shove it over here...behind this forklift - out of sight, out of mind...that's what momma taught me...
~~ CELTIC ~~
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...and unwittingly stepped on the cord, amazingly yanking the batteries out of the forklift, spilling acid all over the freshly refinished concrete floor.
In his horror, he turned to run away, slips in the acid, and...
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Had cheap dollar store rubber boots and dish washing gloves on for ppe and they started to melt away causing his skin to burn
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he then does an about face and stomps off into the darkness muttering something about the lack of supervision,
walking past a crane that has sparks flying out of the main hoist motor , Doofy then hops over a smoldering hydraulic pump and lunges at a worker who is using an air-powered grinder and starts yelling at him saying...." this needs to be on a GCAIF you idiot, I should.........
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"..Argh! What was that?" A 50 Gallon barrel of casting sand bounced, [ luckily, off his head so it didn't hurt!], and spiraled crazily off up the foundry. Suddenly crackling over the Tannoy system came the strains of the "Dambusters March" and maniacal laughter. Up in the roofspace, the grandson of Fl. Lt. 'Big Joe' McCarthy*, DSO DFC & Bar, prepares to launch a second sandbarrel 'bouncing bomb'. Unfortunately, just then his first missile hit the main panel and snapped off the paper clips Doofy had used to connect the....
Wood work but can't!
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Unfortunately, just then his first missile hit the main panel and snapped off the paper clips Doofy had used to connect the....
... #6 Al. Temporary "Jumpers", running an 800 Amp MCC for the Machines + a 400 Amp Gear Section, which the front Offices + Computers are fed from. After a few Minutes of darkness, some people attempted to "Try getting the lights back on" - while others stumbled around, looking for "Doofy - the God O' All EeeLeck-Trickle Stuff Known To Mankind". Suddenly, off in the distance, a Siren was heard - then another; then 3 more! It seems that good 'ol Doofy was met by......
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It seems that good 'ol Doofy was met by...... ...his arch nemisis - the FIRE DEPARTMENT. Yikes. Maybe if I drop my "props" and grab this mop...
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