OI! HEN'S HEAD! [ NZ, get it? ]. Two can play at that game, matey! er...Here's your old lamb bones back for recycling!! BLWRRPPPHHTHTTTT!
What we need is to employ the power of
marketing to solve the wastes problem. People are bloody morons- they'll believe anything.
Ad. "Insulate
your home with New! "Junkfiber". We take the purest household ordures, { bit of French, gives it chic } then simply dry, shred and sanitise it. Stick a few hundred tons in your loft today! Save $$$$$$$$$$$ on your heating bills! Now! in New 'Swarfega' fragrance. Makes a lovely mulch for your lawn too! "
See? Easy! Thats 50 squillion tons got shot of in the UK alone.
Ad. "Latest scientific research has shown that Nuclear Waste prevents heart problems in later life. { true, if you think about it }.
Now, 'Kogglegs' have made it into an easy to digest breakfast cereal that kids love, All new! 'Atomic Krispies'.
Snap! Krackle!
KA-BOOOOOOOM!"
Ad. " Save $$$$$$$$$ on your electricity bills with All N.. er.. Antique! 'Dullard' re-built bulbs and tubes!
small print; some of our products may flash a bit and some don't work. Tough."
The trouble with all the fantasy ideas streaming out from the
Paper Moderated Slow Reactor [EC] is they ain't market led!
What they should do is make it economically viable for manufacturers to market the
complex scrap back to us too, so the obsolete old rubbish, like tvs videos etc, comes in updated 'latest-fashion' silver casings with lots of useless flashing lights and buttons.
Oh! They're already doing it!
Alan
[This message has been edited by Alan Belson (edited 04-11-2006).]