>YOU MIGHT BE AN ENGINEER IF...
>You are always late to meetings.
Fifteen minutes at least...
>You are at an air show and know how fast the skydivers are falling.
No, but I try to calculate it!
>You forgot to get a haircut ... for 6 months.
Ouch! I had forgotten about getting a haircut. Thanks for reminding me!
>You have used coat hangers and duct tape for something other
>than hanging coats and taping ducts.
You mean you can use duct tape for taping ducts, too?
>You know what http:// actually stands for.
Hyper text transfer protocol?
>You see a good design and still have to change it.
But I do spend a few minutes admiring it first...
>You still own a slide rule and you know how to work it.
Of course I do! Doesn't everybody?
>Your checkbook always balances.
I'm not an accountant. The ATM tells me when I'm out of money... The wonder of technology...
>Your laptop computer costs more than your car.
I once bought a $200 car, so obviously any computer I use is more expensive...
>Your wife hasn't the foggiest idea what you do at work.
Not even I know what I do at work...
>You've ever tried to repair a $5 radio.
And succeded!
