How many Apprentice Electricians does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but it'll take him about 3 years.
How many Journeyman Electricians does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to hold the bulb. And one to pound it in with a jack-hammer.
How many Electrical Contractors does it take to change a light bulb?
Who knows, they're always kept in the dark!
How many Electrical Contractors does it take to change two light bulbs?
Still only one. But first, he'll have to rewire in a new 200A service right back to the panel.
How many hack 'electricians' does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one. But first he'll have to go to the supply house for a couple rolls of duct tape.
How many French electricians does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to figure how to get the bulb out of the packaging, one to turn off the power, one to drive the van to the cafe for the two hour lunch, one to solder the wires onto the bulb tits, and one to telephone for an ambulance.
Alan
