Mike, We only need a draw in the last Test to clinch the series for the Ashes my dear chap! We ain't blue, we're Red, White and Blue! I tell you mate, the bloody sheep 'down under' are getting nervous! As for Paul's face colors, that's the wilds of Norfolk for you. Shhh! Inbreeding. Six toes. Say-N'-More! Mrs B. is threatening to post a couple of pics of me 'got at' by my sons while asleep in my armchair, 1) With dozens of strands of dry spaghetti laced into my hair with grapes on the ends. 2) With "I am an idiot" written on my chest in fridge-magnet letters! -Both of which I was blissfully unaware of till the photographs arrived!
