On a lighter note...
A few years back, burglars in London noticed a warehouse that had especially good locks & doors; must be something valuable inside!
They came one Saturday night, equipped with a torch, and proceeded to cut through the back door of the....FIREWORKS WAREHOUSE! The torch set off the contents, which in turn ignited their getaway van. Police found them cowering in a ditch.
They're now known as the "hole in the ground" gang!