an e-mail from a fellow electricain here .....
VERMONT TEMP CONVERSION CHART
@ +70 degrees Texans turn on the heat and unpack the
thermal underwear.
People in Vermont go swimming in the rivers.
@ +60 degrees Floridians try to turn on the heat.
People in Vermont plant gardens.
@ +50 degrees Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Vermont sunbathe.
@ +40 degrees Italian &English cars won't start.
People in Vermont drive with the windows down.
@ +32 degrees Distilled water freezes.
Lake Champlain water gets thicker.
@ +20 degrees North Carolinians don coats, thermal
underwear, gloves, and woolly hats. People in Vermont
throw on a flannel shirt.
@ +15 degrees Philadelphia landlords finally turn up
the heat. People in Vermont have the last cookout
before it gets cold.
@ +10 degrees People in Miami all die...
Mt. Mansfield Union High students lick the flagpole.
@ -20 degrees Californians fly away to México.
People in Vermont get out their winter coats.
@ -40 degrees Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Vermont are selling cookies door to
door.
@ -60 degrees Polar bears begin to evacuate the
Arctic. Vermont Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival"
classes until it gets cold enough.
@ -80 degrees Mt. St. Helens freezes.
People in Vermont rent some videos.
@ -100 degrees Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
UVM students get frustrated because they can't thaw
the keg.
@ -297 degrees Microbial life no longer survives on
dairy products.
Cows in Vermont complain about farmers with cold
hands.
@ -460 degrees ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero
in the Kelvin scale). People in Vermont start saying,
"S'pose I should throw another
log in the stove?"
@ -500 degrees Hell freezes over.
Vermont's Howard Dean is Elected President!