You'll still get calls, Mike, but that's because the service provider sold your flipping number to a call-center. PITA! You just sit down to a nice plate of bacon, eggs, toast, HP sauce, fried toms and a slab of suet puddin' with lumpy custard and some herbert phones to ask you if you want to buy a heat pump or have your house drenched in woodworm killer. When we bought our broadband-plus-free-phone-calls package, we told no-one our new number and retained our old one to be able to call emergency services in an outage. The cold calls started immediately! In French! Nyyarrggh! mad

My response to all calls on either phone now is to say "Hell-ohh!" in a very plummy upper-class English accent wot I copied off H.M. The Queen.. rose. .the call centres usually just ring off!


Wood work but can't!