"We don't need no stinkin' instructions!"* laugh
We just rip open the packaging with a set of bolt cutters, lose vital parts, break springs, completely saturate halogen bulbs in sweat etc, and then take the wreckage back and whine at Lowes for a refund!

* This phrase originated in the 1948 film The Treasure of the Sierra Madre with Humphrey Bogart.
Mexican bandit leader is trying to convince Fred C. Dobbs and co that they are the Federales.

Fred C. Dobbs: "If you're the police, where are your badges?"
Mex. bandito : "Badges? We ain' got no badges. We don' need no badges!
I don' have to show you any stinkin' badges!'


Wood work but can't!