Hey Reno! I have an occasional bath even if I don't need one!
I can however assure our reader that the French tradition of total soap-dodging is alive and well here. If we get too near a true
afficionado of eyewatering off the geiger scale body-fog in a checkout queue, we go round the mart again and come back when it's safe to do so!
Napolean once wrote to Josephine from Egypt, after the rotten Brits had sunk his entire fleet for a bit of fun; "Coming home - don't wash!" A three week trip in those days - Romantic or what
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