It's timw to realize that there is no reason for hope anymore.
Out of the kindness of my heart, I shall galdly take care of the toos and supplies you won't need anymore. Send them at yyour expense; you won't need all that bothersome moeny, either.
Just set your phone to forward your calls to 1-XXX-XXX-XXXX, and I shall take these worries off your hands.
If you've lived a good life, say 'hi' to JC for me. If not, tell my ex I DON'T miss her
