"It had been sparkin for weeks every time you turned the light on" The closet was filled with his teenage girls gowns. (he tried to put it out with a cooking pot before he called us. He was a lawyer. Real smart!
Reminds me of the Harlem building fire a few days ago. It was caused by a gas leak, according to authorities.
Apparently people had smelled town-gas in that building for weeks...but nobody had ever called the gas company to report it!!!