A reward of 500 microfarads is offered for information leading to the arrest of this desperate criminal Hop-A-Long Capacity....
Brilliant!
Newsflash: The new Prime Minister has denied rumors that a "get tough on crime" policy would include reinstatement of capital punishment in Britain and the import of now-surplus electric chairs from the United States.
A spokesman for the P.M.'s office said: "However attractive some people might find the idea, we must remember that a prison is officially a place of employment for prison wardens, and as we all know, there is a ban on smoking in the workplace from July 1."
