Yay Alan,
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But if your house or car could injure or kill someone
All I need do is affix a notice to my front door, to the effect of:
Warning:This house is older than 1970, even knocking on the door could result in fatal injuries, you have been warned, run along now!.
That should keep the Jehovahs away. [Linked Image]

[This message has been edited by Trumpy (edited 12-17-2006).]