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DO I need permission from the council to plug the kettle in?
Not yet, although I expect they're working on that one. The rule will be introduced somewhere between the "Environmental Protection (Nasal Clearance) Regulations 2006" which will require you to notify the Environment Agency before blowing your nose, and the "Persecution of Motorists (Fire Protection) Regulations 2009" which will make it a legal requirement to wear an asbestos suit while driving. [Linked Image]

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