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"No mekim noiz bout room belong me"

This reminds me of some of a whole list of attempts at English signs that somebody collected from various parts of the world.

One in a ski-lodge (I forget in which country) read: "Not to perambulate the corridors during the hours of repose in the boots of ascension."

Still, I guess that one is better than the Japanese hotel sign which read "You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid" !! [Linked Image]