The quality of engineers just like electricians is variable from genius down to complete chumps Scott Adams in his book The Dilbert Principle had a poke at us engineers claiming we had no social graces at all and drew an engineer called Boron the most boring man in the entire universe who bored an entire Marketing Department to death talking about assynchronous protocols Blah Blah Blah Blah Blither Blah Blah Blah Blah Blither Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blither Blah Blither Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Bah Blah the bulb would not screw in at all then I discovered the idiots had put two little pins on the cap so I got my needle file set out and got to work well it only took me five hours but eventually I filed a good fit in the thread after I used the rifflers on it I got a complete set of No 2 thro 8 rifflers they're brilliant for fine work getting the radius on the end of the pins was the hardest bit I got a good mind to write a stiff letter to the factory its a disgrace it would never have happened in my day its all these imports we got plenty of good engineers here Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blither Blah Blah Blah BlahBlah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blither Blah Blah.
Alan, GCE O level Eng.Lang., Eng.Lit., Math, Biology, Physics, Chemistry, History, Geography, Religeous Studies, Art; GCLI: CP4[Mech. Eng.]; CGLI: T5[Mech. Eng.]; HNC[Mech. Eng.], Dip.Mech.Eng.[Warwick]; 20 yards Swimming Certificate (breast stroke) [Linked Image]
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[This message has been edited by Alan Belson (edited 07-22-2005).]

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