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Yes, There IS a Santa Claus #19319
12/24/02 08:25 AM
12/24/02 08:25 AM
rowdyrudy  Offline OP
Joined: Nov 2002
Posts: 169
Mascoutah, IL USA
I know this is off topic but I think there may be kindred souls out there.
A friend informed me that my 2nd wife, a former Playboy centerfold, now weighs in at about 225 lbs. and has an affinity for gin. Thank you Santa!

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Re: Yes, There IS a Santa Claus #19320
12/24/02 11:20 AM
12/24/02 11:20 AM
lwinter31  Offline
Joined: Nov 2002
Posts: 40
Yes there is a Santa.

My 2nd wife (former thorn in side)
moved some 800 miles away.

Now enjoy the company of a Beautiful Lady
that supports my EC endeavors. [Linked Image]

Happy Holidays to All


Re: Yes, There IS a Santa Claus #19321
12/24/02 12:55 PM
12/24/02 12:55 PM
HotLine1  Offline

Joined: Apr 2002
Posts: 6,919
Brick, NJ USA
Should we start an "ex wives club"??
Alimony support group???

BTW, I got rid of the bixxx in '76, got the divorce finalized in '81...
Got married the second and last time in '86, and have been HAPPY ever since. She's the best thing that ever happened to me!!!


Re: Yes, There IS a Santa Claus #19322
12/24/02 01:17 PM
12/24/02 01:17 PM
Ron F  Offline
Joined: Oct 2002
Posts: 14
Bergen co.N.J
Been married to the same beautiful woman for 20 years. Now if I could do something about the (outlaws) I mean inlaws.

Re: Yes, There IS a Santa Claus #19323
12/24/02 01:33 PM
12/24/02 01:33 PM
BuggabooBren  Offline
Joined: Nov 2001
Posts: 328

You know, there was the topic once about 'what was the dumbest thing you've done?'... I was tempted to post this then but will do so now:

Now Ex-husband (#2) was destructing an added-on room, done by a half-vast tenant before we bought the place and was in violation of several codes. He was stubbing off a power line that had gone to an outlet or two, working with the power off, when he bundled up the whole wad of wires, bound them up together with several wraps of electrical tape and shoved them back into the box in the ceiling which he planned to cover with drywall and paint. My mistake? As he was pointing his screwdriver up to the box to show me his handiwork and was to about to flip the breaker back on, I mentioned that he might not want all the wires touching each other in that wad. His friend, who is an electrician happened to walk into the garage as I said that and said something to the effect that the ex would've been smokin'.

So, please Santa.... give me another chance, ok? Just one more chance??? I promise I'll do better!! [Linked Image]

The great thing now is that I've married a sweet lovable guy whom I dated 23 years ago and life is excellent, blessed and movin' right along!

Re: Yes, There IS a Santa Claus #19324
12/24/02 02:04 PM
12/24/02 02:04 PM
SvenNYC  Offline
Joined: Aug 2002
Posts: 1,691
New York City
"My mistake? As he was pointing his screwdriver up to the box to show me his handiwork and was to about to flip the breaker back on, I mentioned"

As Ralph Kramden would say, "I've got a BIIIIIIIGG MOUTH!" [Linked Image]

Re: Yes, There IS a Santa Claus #19325
12/26/02 02:12 PM
12/26/02 02:12 PM
Redsy  Offline
Joined: Mar 2001
Posts: 2,056
Bucks County PA
That reminds me...

A man comes screaching into his driveway, busts open the door and shouts "Honey, hurry up and pack, you won't believe it, but I just hit the lottery!"
"Hooray!" she yells, "what should I pack?. beachwear?, skiwear?"
"It doesn't matter," he replied "just get the heck out!"


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