ROTFL!
You know, there was the topic once about 'what was the dumbest thing you've done?'... I was tempted to post this then but will do so now:
Now Ex-husband (#2) was destructing an added-on room, done by a half-vast tenant before we bought the place and was in violation of several codes. He was stubbing off a power line that had gone to an outlet or two, working with the power off, when he bundled up the whole wad of wires, bound them up together with several wraps of electrical tape and shoved them back into the box in the ceiling which he planned to cover with drywall and paint. My mistake? As he was pointing his screwdriver up to the box to show me his handiwork and was to about to flip the breaker back on, I mentioned that he might not want all the wires touching each other in that wad. His friend, who is an electrician happened to walk into the garage as I said that and said something to the effect that the ex would've been smokin'.
So, please Santa.... give me another chance, ok? Just one more chance??? I promise I'll do better!!
The great thing now is that I've married a sweet lovable guy whom I dated 23 years ago and life is excellent, blessed and movin' right along!