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And you WONDER why you're significant other sends us pics when we need 'em??

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After being married for 27 years, now I find out why it takes so long to be able to push all her buttons, or in this case turn them.
-Mark-

well all of us married gys will go to bed with out supper tonight if the wives get a whiff of this!

So what does the red knob do?

So...
It is easier to turn on a man than it is a woman?

Several in our office seem to think the bottom (women)is oversimplified for men to handle.
There should be no numbers-its all a guessing game.
Each time you view the panel, the switches and dials should be in a different place.
Each time you touch a dial, the variable change will be different from the last time.
Just our take on this item.

I Knew IT!! Now the following makes Sense!!

OSHA

Material Safety Data Sheet

TO BE POSTED IN ALL WORK PLACES

WOMAN - CHEMICAL ANALYSIS

ELEMENT: Woman

SYMBOL: WO

DISCOVERER: Adam

ATOMIC MASS: Accepted as 110 lbs., but know to vary from 100 to 600 lbs.

OCCURRENCE: Copious quantities in all urban areas.

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Surface of face usually covered paint.
2. Freezes for no reason.
3. Boils without warning.
4. Melts if given special treatment.
5. Bitter if used incorrectly.
6. Found in various states ranging from virgin metal to common ore.
7. Yields to pressure applied to correct points.

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Has great affinity for Gold, Silver, Platinum and precious stones.
2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no reason.
4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increased by saturation in alcohol.
5. Most powerful money-reducing agent known to man.

COMMON USES:
1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
2. Can be a great relaxation aid.

TESTS:
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in the natural state.
2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.

HAZARDS:
1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.
2. Illegal to possess more than one.

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