Fred, what we want is a lovingly crafted and polished hand-built drill by NASA, with honed 15ct diamond bearings, carved out of a one piece solid hardened and tempered Ni-Cr tool-steel forging, with a padded genuine Inuit-chewed buckskin and pearl handle, silver-wound 2hp soft start motor, a 120v, 250Ah battery that lasts forever and charges itself for free off our body static and incorporating a 1,000,000 candlepower searchlight, accurate to 1/10000 of an inch [all over] and capable of drilling 3" holes through armor-plate, with a push-button chuck capable of holding 5 tons, weighing in at 10 ounces with a genuine sharkskin Gucci case and costing 10 bucks, free delivery. And with a lifetime's warranty, personally signed by the President of the United States.
Not much to ask in this day and age, is it?
Alan
