Lady: "How much would you charge to repair my kettle?"
Me: "$60/hour plus materials and taxes"
Lady: "But I can buy a kettle from Walmart for $10"
Me: "Precisely."
Lady" "But I really like this kettle."
Me: "The ones you can get for $10 at Walmart boil water just as good"
Lady: "Ok, thankyou, bye."
Me: "Sigh."