I figured out how you could sneak a hot tub out of a Home Depot.
I was there Friday buying some stuff and I had carefully stacked and rolled 10 sticks of 10' precut ENT into a shopping cart. I left one separate from that rat's nest for the scanner. Nope that wasn't good enough for the cashier, she wanted to see the UPC tag on all of them. Well when she yanked on one of them, 90 feet of smurf tube sprung to life. Within seconds everyone in the store was either trying to stuff it back in the cart or rolling on the floor laughing. You could have gone out the door with anything at that moment.
