all of a sudden from down the street a car comes racing towards the site. As the car stops it backfires and blue smoke totally engulphs the scene. Everyone stopped and stared.

After the smoke cleared in front of the car stood a man wearing a gold painted hard hat, gaffs, and is holding a #6 AWG wire in his hands.

"I am decolores9, I am now taking charge, as you may not know I am also a qualified lineman in 6 states."

He tells the carpenter to move the ladder and decolores9 immediately starts to climb the pole with his gaffs and uses the #6 as a strap.

Half way up the pole he reaches the phone/cable lines and gaffs out and immediately starts to....


[This message has been edited by RobbieD (edited 02-10-2006).]