"Poor Craftsmanship" should be the motto for about 90% of the electrical contractors in this area.
A few others...
"Exceeding your expectations, when you have none."
"Done right the 8th time, every time."
"No permit? No inspection? No problem!"
"You pay only 3 times to have it done right."
"All calls returned, eventually."
"Call us first, because you'll always need someone else afterwards."
"Need insurance money? Call Firestarters Electrical Contractors today; move into your dream house tomorrow."
"We all die eventually, why wait any longer than necessary?"
