Alan's non-political electrical list.
Labour: Too much torque, and too slow.
Conservative: Very wooly in the loft-space.
Liberal: EMT with only 2 wires in it.
AC/DC: Whatever turns you on.
Reactionary: A reluctance to conform.
Ohms Law: Shooting them trespassers is legal!
Volt: But, don't revolt.
Right hand man: Mr. Fleming.
Resistance: French, of course!
Party Hack: A DIY'er fixing the Xmas lights.
The Economy: A fluorescent light bulb.
Bush: A tubular bearing. A small tree.
Tax: Stix things to planx.
Income tax. When you tread on one.
Left Wing: Another 400A panel required.
Right Wing: Same old.
Govern: Control kW within parameters.
House of Representatives: An average home.
House of Commons: A shop doorway.
House of Lords: Five 400A panels.
Senate: Old silent movie.
Switch sides. Edges of a recep.
Heater: 22 calibre resistance wire.
Debate: Remove cheese from mousetrap.
Redneck: The top of a bottle of Bordeaux.
Party Division: A sheetrock wall in a Condo.
Lobby: The hallway.
MP: milli-pascals.
American Way: 52nd Street.
Chirac: Somewhere to put your boots!
Majority: Jority's mother.
Russians: O'Hanlon's sandwiches.
Red Russians: O'Hanlon's jam sandwiches!
Racist: Lance Armstrong (racerist actually).
Coke: Sugar diluted slightly with water.
Heroin: A lady firefighter.
Bag lady. Mrs Versace.
Minority: Overseer at the coalface.
Censorship: A boat full of thermocouples from China.
Alan
