My elderly grandmothers' number is one away from a dive bar. She used to get upset when the surly wives would call demanding to speak to their ne'er do well husbands (or whatever...) Now, after all these years, she has finally taken my advice and says "Oh. he said he was going out into the parking lot with some blonde, to look at something in her car. Said he'd be back in about fifteen-twenty minutes if anyone calls for him."

I have no idea if she has any idea of the ramifications to these poor slobs, but I certainly am enjoying this. She says the calls have been cut in half in two months. [Linked Image]

It's all about integrity.