My wife is running a country club now and those are some thieving sommiches. They rob themselves blind. She can't keep hand lotion, soap or toilet paper in the bathrooms. The dining room loses enough table ware to set up a small restaurant every month. They lose pool furniture, umbrellas and she can't keep a hose.
The strangest thing is sand trap rakes. They lose a couple a month and nobody even has a clue what people are doing with them.
She really believes some day an old lady will die and when they open her garage it will be stuffed to the rafters with stolen stuff.
