Recent top of my list:
"Hi, I'm the EC.
I've NEVER failed an inspection yet!"
200 amp resi service upgrade job.
Panel not marked!
Incompatible CB's in new panel.
NM connectors used for AC/BX (Plastic buttons)
Guess what I said.....I got your cherry!
BTW, how long have you been in business? (After looking at his Lic #)
"This is my second job, the first one was not inspected yet!"
Now that is FUNNY!!!