Then again, here we have a multu-billion pound "safety" industry that has balooned beyond reason in Europe to ludicrous levels of stupidity, linked to an increasingly public willingness to call in the Lawyers.
Examples just this week:
The Post Office refuses to deliver to a house after a mail-lady got savaged by......a kitten!
UK Teachers are issued with a five page long list of safety measures to be implemented when kids use...wait for it!...Prit Stick paper glue!
A UK school ordered adults and children to wear....
HAHAHAHahaha! .... goggles when using Blu-Tack!
A Clown can't wear giant shoes in case he trips over!
At one primary school, a three-legged race was dropped from sports day because it was "too dangerous".
A ban on children being sent out of the classroom to "cool off" was implemented..... "because it is a fire hazard."
Wet grass stops PE lessons.
Children told not to eat sweets for fear of choking.
And then having gone to all that cackamany lunacy... a Headmistress is sacked after... she insisted on finished her lunch and delayed for 10 minutes the call for medical assistance to.... a boy with a broken leg! The mind simply boggles!
