When I was the state inspector I spent a lot of time in the prisons. My motto was "no inmate electrocuted before his time". I agree there is never a dull moment.
In the max facility up near Bryan's patch I was out in the yard looking at a visitor shelter when 2 inmates picked a guy up, flipped him over and piled rived his head into the concrete. The guy I was with asked me if I had seen everything I needed to see and hustled me out the gate. As soon as the gate closed, horns went off and the place was locked town.