If you want drama, the old "alarm grease" that was used years ago provided plenty. That was the stuff that really came out under a black light. Had a drunk pull an alarm one night and try to blame it on some kids in the area .. we were getting ready to go after the kids and were testing the black light when this guy just lit up like a candle in the night. He had apparently wiped his hands off on his shirt, pants, head and whatever he could to get the grease off .. talk about going cold sober in a hurry .. we convinced him it was God punishing him for lying about the kids pulling the alarm .. worked for us.
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