Reno, that's a cool titfer! We could come to work themed, so your guy could have some neat chaps cunningly adapted as protective overalls, Deputy Sheriff badge cum tape clip, holsters converted into a tool belt, and to complete the ensemble a cordless drill disguised as a S&W 44.
"You packin' any heat pardnee?"
"Sure am, Stumpy- Milwaukee 24v!"
Of course, I'd have a Bowler hat (Derby?)- fashioned from 16 gage steel plate. No problems with where you put the brim on one of those, - it's a 360 degree design. Second thoughts I'll have a Topper, with a secret compartment for my sandwiches.
Alan
