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Alan, if Sooty was PM then Sweep would have to be Deputy.
It would probably have to be Sue these days. Got to be "gender neutral" you know. [Linked Image]

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"Tony Bliar" ! ! ! Was that a typo or a clever anagram ?
Might have been a typo on Alan's part, but it's certainly a deliberate spelling with many of us! Or B-Liar for emphasis, with the B--- extended to a suitably choice of adjective. [Linked Image]

Back to the royals though, don't forget that Buckingham Palace is to be kept permanently illuminated outside now. O.K., so perhaps with low-energy lamps, but let's face it: They don't need all that exterior floodlighting to see to take the Corgis out. Central London isn't exactly pitch black!
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