Good one Aussie,
He's just knocked on my door, as someone tried to nick his cherry picker!!
He told me he's got it sorted; it was the neutral from the room next door. He had the switch next door taped down in the off position, but his offsider turned it on at the back door!!!(Two - Way Switched!!!)
I won't tell him you called him a stupid "POME B"... ('Cause he's 6'4"!!!)
Cheers. 2Rivers (Katherine & South Aligator)