Oh, very good.
I take it that everyone has seen all the other Unix jokes like
$ ping elvis
elvis is alive
$
% gotta light?
No match.
% How's my lovemaking?
Unmatched '.
% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.
% \(-
(-: Command not found.
% sh
$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!
$ mkdir matter; cat >matter
matter: cannot create
% ^What is saccharine?
Bad substitute.
% drink < bottle; opener
bottle: cannot open
opener: not found
% cat catfood
cat: cannot open catfood
% scan for <<"Arnold Schwarzenegger"^J^D
"Arnold Schwarzenegger": << terminator not found
% cat 'the can of tuna'
cat: cannot open the can of tuna
% cat "door: paws too slippery"
cat: cannot open door: paws too slippery
% look into "my eyes"
look: cannot open my eyes
% lost
lost: not found
% mkdir yellow_pages; cat > yellow_pages
yellow_pages: Is a directory
%touch me
%chmod 000 me
%touch me
touch: cannot touch me: permission denied
% ar x "matey, the treasure"
ar: matey, the tresure does not exist
% finger huge-keg-party@big-house
Unknown host
% make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.
% sleep with me
bad character
% got a light?
No match.
% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.
% ^What is saccharine?
Bad substitute.
% \(-
(-: Command not found.
$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!
$ drink < bottle; opener
bottle: cannot open
opener: not found
$ mkdir matter; cat >matter
matter: cannot create
