Gardener??!! What the Dickens you planting there- Jacks's Magic-Beanstalk beans?
Very nice erm...(thinks)..artifact! though, beautifull design.
Pardon a silly old bugger who's never had a bath in his garden in full view of the neighbours, but how do you get in that tub? I wouldn't fancy clambering over the side of that- it looks quite deep.